• british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
  • american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
  • arab guys: you wanna make friendship

SCHOOL:
  • In class: 1+1=2
  • Exercises: 1+2+1=4
  • Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

       Ross: Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.

(Source: reginaa-phalange)